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Man Severely Beaten During

Routine Traffic Stop

BDN-Biloxi   

  A quiet vacation of golf and

gambling turned tragic for Peter Lickswell, during a routine traffic stop Saturday. Lickswell, an attorney from San Francisco, California was traveling East on Highway 90 after a night of fun and frolic at Willie's on the Beach, a popular gay nightclub in Biloxi, Mississippi.

"He looked like a sassy mouthed Faggot, so I pulled him over....and sure enough, I was right. He hadn't broken the law yet, but with these queers you never can tell. He could've been planning something. When I told him to step out of the vehicle, he said "Was I speeding officer?" in a real sassy tone, and that's when I hit him with the nightstick the first time....This job is very stressful, and when I order a suspect to step out of his vehicle, the last thing I need is backtalk." said Officer Broot Fours, of the Biloxi Police Department. "He started screaming and squalling like a little baby, so I whopped him extra good the second time. I was planning on searching his car, and letting him off with a warning, but all that whining pissed me off, so I pulled him out through the window and proceeded to teach him a lesson about what a smart assed queer in a BMW can expect from one of Biloxi's Finest."


  Mr. Lickswell, was booked on suspicion of Disorderly Conduct, and Disturbing The Peace, and was still in a coma at press time, and unavailable for comment.