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Action Reporter Scoop Jones Special Report BDN Washington- First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton is denying reports that she was treated for fleas and ticks that she allegedly contracted through sexual contact with her husband, President Bill Clinton. "I could have gotten them anywhere." the First Lady told reporters at an American Kennel Club speaking engagement. "I have faith in my husband……..If he says he didn't have sex with that dog, I believe him" But sources tell BDN that the fleas removed from Mrs. Clinton's groin are identical to fleas found under Oscar the Dog's tail, though the fleas on the First Lady appeared to be infected with herpes. "Yes, the fleas are similar, there's no denying that, but we can't be sure where they came from without more tests." said Dr. Joe Brister, Head of Venereal Disease Research at Bethesda Naval Hospital. "We just aren't equipped to handle a case of this nature. We've referred Mrs. Clinton to a very reputable Veterinarian who has more experience in these types of matters than we do." The veterinarian, Dr. Brian Simonetti, spoke with reporters in a press conference Wednesday. "It's one of the worst cases I've seen in my 38 years of medicine." "We'll be fitting the First Lady with a special collar to try and keep the fleas away from her eyes, but the infestation in her groin is another story. The fleas seem to be attracted to the herpes sores around her vagina, and I'm unable to work in that area for any length of time due to the smell." When asked how bad the smell was, Dr. Simonetti replied, "You can't imagine the stench….It's unbearable. I feel sorry for those poor fleas…" |
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"I have faith in my husband……..If he says he didn't have sex with that dog, I believe him" Hillary Rodham Clinton |
